Dogecoin Howls as Slim Jim DOGE Strategy Revealed

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April 16, 2021

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TAIL WAGGING: Dogecoin is on a tear. Following publication of a CoinDesk article outlining smoked meat stick vendor Slim Jim's dedicated DOGE strategy, the meme cryptocurrency has rallied to an all-time high. A 160% price surge brings dogecoin's market valuation to $39 billion, or almost the size of Barclays, and disrupted services on Robinhood's brokerage platform.

BAN PRESSURE: Turkey's central bank will ban the use of cryptocurrency for payments, but not trading. The ban, set for April 30, follows a similar move by Morocco and a possible prohibition in India. Bitcoin fell on the news as figures like Ray Dalio predicted further global regulatory pressure for bitcoin.

BULLS BUY: Undeterred by short-term market fluctuations, BTC options traders are still loading up on bullish contracts priced at $80,000. Meanwhile, Chicago-based Rothschild Investment Corporation purchased 265,302 shares of the Grayscale Ethereum Trust (following an earlier bitcoin buy). Finally, a Chinese tech consortium is spending $1.3 billion to build the largest filecoin (FIL) mining facility in the country.

FLIPPENING? There's now more of the dollar-linked stablecoin tether (USDT) on the Tron blockchain than on Ethereum, data from Coin Metrics shows, possibly a sign that crypto traders are favoring the network's lower transaction fees.

MOVERS & SHAKERS: Former Citigroup Chairman Dick Parsons has joined blockchain payments startup Celo as the first member of its external board. Also, Galaxy Digital named former Goldman Sachs executive Michael Daffey as its chairman. Galaxy's Mike Novogratz will remain as CEO.

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"The reaction we're seeing from countries like Turkey … to try to push the cryptocurrency and digital currency industry back in the bottle is a little misguided."

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Off-Chain Signals

Coinbase is big — but can it be Amazon big? (Protos)
These Crypto Bros Want to Be the Guggenheims of NFT Art (Bloomberg)
FTX is gunning for stonks? (WSJ)
Binance destroys $595 million worth of BNB tokens in its largest-ever burn (The Block)
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Putting the news in perspective

The Takeaway

Examining the Split Reactions to the Coinbase Listing

Coinbase on Wall Street is widely seen as validating bitcoin, but a lot of bitcoiners aren't feeling validated. Why are so many hardcore bitcoiners so disgruntled?

Well, as others have pointed out, Coinbase just isn't all that punk rock. The cypherpunk movement from which Bitcoin sprang advocated for privacy and self-empowerment in face of meddling governments and corporations. A centralized exchange – even one responsible for onboarding tens of millions of people into the revolution – is just another intermediary. (And an expensive one at that: 97% of Coinbase's revenues come from transaction fees that are above industry averages.)

"The fact that a company like Coinbase went public makes it clear that custodial solutions have product-market fit and, honestly, it's sad," perennial nomad and Bitcoin promoter Katie Ananina said in a direct message. If punks chant "Oy," bitcoiners rally around "not your keys, not your coins," a reminder that "radical ownership" only comes from taking possession of your money.

In a similar vein, Coinbase's public listing solidifies the exchange's place among the Silicon Valley and Wall Street set. For some, the exchange's "mission-focused" attitude towards crypto adoption is an artifice. So, asking bitcoiners whether they like Coinbase is like asking crust-punks whether they like Johnny Rotten.

Prominent Bitcoin personality Brekkie von Bitcoin says he bought his first BTC from the exchange but thinks Coinbase "has lost the thread." Perhaps most glaring is that the Silicon Valley-based company has signed surveillance contracts with the government. "They used to be revolutionary," he said.

Then there's the exchange's poly-crypto approach to the industry. Von Bitcoin admits Coinbase was a needed agonist for bitcoin but it's guilty of "promoting every altcoin under the sun." New users might confuse various altcoins for cheaper versions of BTC, a sort of identity theft.

Nowhere is this more apparent than in Coinbase's willingness to list bitcoin forks. Investor Stephen Cole went as far as saying "Coinbase attacked Bitcoin" by supporting competing, payments-friendly versions – "BitcoinXT. Bitcoin Classic. Bitcoin Cash." – of the original cryptocurrency.

Some are turned off for less ideological reasons, namely Coinbase's history of going down during market rallies and higher-than-average trading fees. Not to mention the perennial complaints of lackluster customer support.

Bitcoiners are a strong-willed, vocal bunch. But even their calls to blacklist the exchange might be drowned out by traders barking for the exchange to list dogecoin.

– D.K.

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